We had our portrait done and received the painting for approval today via email. I look like an 8-year-old girl; Gavin needs to lay off the mascara and stop hanging around with chipmunks; and Saxon and Rob look gorgeous.
Once we get the painting, we’re going to cut out the eyeballs and replace them with LCD screens that show our eyes blinking.
For Rob’s eyes (notice the hook in his hand) we’re going to equip his eyes with a motion-tracking sensor that allow his peepers to follow whoever walks by the painting. We all wanted this honor – so we drew straws and Rob won. Dick.